Wedding Cake

THC: 25% CBD: 1%

Price range: $25.00 through $140.00

Effects:

Rich, tangy, and impossibly smooth. Sour vanilla on the inhale with a peppery bite that keeps it from tipping into dessert territory. The buds are dense, dark, and coated in a thick resin that makes trimming a nightmare and smoking a privilege. The high is balanced in the way people always promise but rarely deliver. Euphoric lift on the front end, slow physical melt on the back, and a long, comfortable plateau in between where everything just works. No peak-and-crash nonsense. Wedding Cake holds its weight from the first hit to the last and doesn’t ask you to commit to the couch. Unless you want to. Then it’s happy to oblige.